LORD, make us super funny, so much so that people "laugh out loud", and then we feel like the champions. If we should fail, do something surprising and cool to distract them--like introducing a new, translucent panda, or making it rain glitter.

LORD, make us hot: smoking hot. Give us bright eyes, strong bones and glistening teeth. Eliminate all signs of aging--especially in the hard to treat around-the-eye area.

O, LORD, use your connections to get us into parties and restaurants. And pass our stuff along to anyone you think can help--think about how good it's going to make you look, when you can say "I knew them when".

LORD, for all this, and any other ways you could think of to help us out:

WE TOTALLY APPRECIATE IT>

AMEN