Emily Altman loves writing and performing in sketches with Gentleman Caller. When's she's not doing that, she teaches Italian. She loves cake, dogs and the music of Elvis Costello. That's Emily's "deal".
In 1998, Emily Altman had a dream about a comedy group whose main focus would be something called "hygiene humor". She woke up after that dream, took out her paring knife and carved an erotic soap sculpture of a man. She then went back to sleep (she had mono at the time). When she woke up that SECOND time, the sculpture was gone, and in its place stood Aaron Burdette, Kathy Salerno and Evan Thompson — naked, trembling, and covered in foam. SCARY.