Hey, don't be a Dummy Bear: be a Gummi Bear! Come see our new show. Don't make the same mistake I did, which is die.
Sincerely,
Mummy Bear

Yours Truly, Gentleman Caller --Friday March 5th and March 12th, 7pm, at The People's Improv Theater in NYC
Get your tickets here:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/98781

Evan's featured in the latest issue of Next Magazine as one of New York's top gay superheros--and he's givin' a shout out to Gentleman Caller! NICE ONE EV

Happy Holidays from Gentleman Caller..see you early 2010 with an all new show!

Guys, we made it to the Semifinals at Sketchprov @ the PIT--despite going up against formidable opponents AND having poor Jack throw up a little last night on stage (He's ok! He's ok.) It'll all end tonight, what will happen, we're excited! Semifinals are at 8:30: You can get your tickets here: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/82825

Image: A cat burglar sneaks into a swanky Park Avenue apartment. He is actually a cat.
Caption: “Meow! Where are the diamonds?”
Meaning: It’s New York: anything goes!

Image: Two New York kids playing in the sandbox.
Caption: “My nanny says we’re getting sushi today for lunch: Yum.”
Meaning: Can you even imagine?

Image: Two Central Park squirrels talking to each other.
Caption: “Fuggedaboutit.”
Meaning: Impossible to explain if you’re not from New York.

Image: A cowboy stands in a bagel store, the owner stares at him.
Caption: “Please leave.”
Meaning: People in New York are rude, but you gotta love it.

Image: A Viking on a therapist’s couch, the therapist listens.
Caption: “So I’m thinking it all goes back to my father, Thor.”
Meaning: In New York, even the Vikings go to therapy! (If they’re Jewish.)

Image: Two women walking across the Brooklyn Bridge.
Caption: “And so I said to my husband: I don’t love you anymore.”
Meaning: New Yorkers love to gab.

Image: Two old ladies on a park bench in Central Park, feeding pigeons.
Caption: “This is pretty much the greatest.”
Meaning: Let them have their fun, they’re at the end of their lives.

Image: Two German tourists looking at the Statue of Liberty.
Caption: “Is it supposed to be a man or a woman?”
Meaning: No matter where we’re from, we’re all thinking the same thing.

Gentleman Caller is excited to invite you, Friday, September 25th to Doodletowne: PART DEUXDLE. If you saw us last month, you should come again, because we've got some great nude sketches. I MEAN NEW! I mean new.

Come on out! Join the fun! Come on down to Doodletowne!

Get tickets by clicking here:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/59737
xo
Evan, Michael, Kathy, Jack and Emily

Do not try to guess how old I am by looking at my teeth-- I can tell that’s what you’re trying to do. Just ask.

After I make a joke, do not raise your eyebrows and say something stupid about a "funny bone". I've actually heard that one before! And it's never funny!

Do not say you have another skeleton friend, from camp, you forget his name. You don’t.

If you and I are making love, can you maybe refer to it as such? “Boning" or "Boning down", as a verb? I find it confusing, and it makes me uncomfortable. I AM bone.

Don’t tell me the story of when you “were me” for Halloween. You don’t understand how it feels to be me just because one day in 1989 you wore glorified pajamas and walked around gathering Snickers in a plastic pumpkin. That is not my reality.

Finally, do not tell me how you “worked your fingers to the bone” yesterday at your job. Really, you did? Oh, of course, yes, now I remember, that’s how I got this way – working 4 hour shifts on Sundays at Sunglass Hut. You and I are basically the same.

This summer, Gentleman Caller takes you to a wonderous new world where reality is just a little more... hilarious. Mark your calendars, gents. It's the perfect way to unwind on a Friday night & these are shows you DON'T want to miss.

August 28th, September 25th, & October 30th @ 7:00pm
The Peoples Improv Theater
154 West 29th Street just east of 7th Avenue